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What (Not) To Do In The Event Of An Invasion

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Written For: FLAME University Upskill Workshop on “Everything you know about storytelling is wrong” taken by Assistant Professor- Academic Writing, Michael Burns.  Photo by Pixabay: https://www.pexels.com/photo/battle-black-blur-board-game-260024/ Dee really wasn’t paid enough for this. Honestly, she wasn’t even entirely sure what she was doing here in the President’s Situation Room during what seemed to be A Catastrophe of Epic Proportions if the red-faced Generals and intelligence agents were to be believed. Wait, did she even have the security clearance to be here when- “In case you were too slow to catch it the last five times, General Fa, the intelligence is infallible.” “That’s what you said last time Director and-” “We’ve already implemented measures after that, how long can you possibly hold a grudge?” “You weren’t the one with the combusted eyebrows, Markus.” “Gentlemen, I know you didn’t call us all here at three in the night to brief the President on your holid